Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
it’s weird to reblog something from someone that has your name
and exactly like your name
with the double n and everything
^ It’s the name of a character from A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones :D
and now i want to read it more than before
damn XD
i have a lot of books i started reading and ended up starting to read another one and they’re there for me to finish, i don’t want this to happen again but as i see… it’s gonna be it sooner or later AGAIN lol
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
adventurerscelebrationgathering:
Tell ‘em.
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
Agreed.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
it’s weird to reblog something from someone that has your name
and exactly like your name
with the double n and everything
you could have reblogged that from me
Just only 13 years old, Zev (Fiddle Oak) creates a fantasy dreamland through his photographs. His camera is named Betsy. Zev’s sister and assistant Nellie is 17. They enjoy working and creating together. The magic of Fiddle Oak cannot be described in words; no word that already exists can accurately sum up the extreme talent and wonder of Zev and Nellie.
omfggggggggggggggggggg
I went to the Ronnie James Dio memorial service on May 24th and one of the speakers told a hilarious story about Dio while he was in the hospital.
One day while Ronnie had his oxygen mask on he asked one of the many attractive nurses “Are my testicles black?” The nurse seemed slightly confused, yet she lifted up his blankets and proceeded to feel his testicles. She said “No sir, there appears to be nothing wrong with your testicles.” Ronnie took off his oxygen mask, smiled, and said “That was very nice of you my dear, but are my test results back?”
