"Hello, would you like a table?"
lmaogtfo: “Oh, is this a furniture store?” Click here for more laughs!
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
“Minha filha foi perguntada por uma senhora num...
Happy New Years' Eve ^^
I don’t have time to make a big post today So just be happy and enjoy 2012! ;)
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles: #how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
storytellersmind asked: do you speak spanish ?
Reblog if a band has made you a happier person.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20