unnoticedbyall: davidspookmour: imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member we wouldn’t be singing I’M CRYING
America's next tech tycoon: Young New Yorker, 26,... →
sherlock-whovian-in-the-impala: The deal will make the 26-year-old New Yorker very rich, even though he was we was publicly opposed, even just last year, to selling the company. 20 or more post a month??? I think you mean 20 or more posts a day 20 or more posts an hour
emeraldillusions: Excuse me, Tumblr is not worth just 1.1 billion. It is worth a hundred billion and the dreams and lives and brains and lost night sleeps of millions of kids.
gwenstefuckme: When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
marl0nbrand0: tidalhigh: everyone needs a friend from canada amen
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
rattyburville: merrymrdarcy: so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?” and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS” I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED...
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
ashde-phernelia: sweet-shenanigans: sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what one thing is for sure it wasn’t hermione GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK VOLDEMORT...
Anonymous asked: makes amy lee
Long-forgotten light at the end of the world...:... →
tessella-hearts: owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL… WHAT
obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle did you mean eurovision
Reblog if you've ever smelled a book. My mom...
codename-frost: ageofrogues: ilikelookingatnakedmen: Huh? I thought everyone did that? I love doing this. Especially older books. i love doing that with new books ^-^ anything printed
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion: Forgot homework. Left front door open. Trying to understand fandoms for the first time. Look at all the fucks I give. What the fuck is this. Someone makes a joke but no one gets it. Plans for the future. Condom bursts. “Sure, Why not!” It’s canon. “Who cares?” Life.
queen0fcups asked: Empress, Hierophant, Strength
MAJOR ARCANA - Put a card in my ask box!
Fool: Is there anything you find simple pleasures in?
Magician: What would you say is your strongest suit, intelligence-wise?
High Priestess: Who do you look to for wisdom and advice?
Empress: Do you have a friend/loved one you would go to the ends of the earth for?
Emperor: What would you do if you were elected leader of the world?
Hierophant: Do you believe in a higher being? If so, what do you think its purpose is?
Lovers: What things do you look for in a partner, romantic or otherwise?
Chariot: What do you feel most strongly about?
Strength: What are your best anger management or temper-controlling skills?
Hermit: Is there anything you do, that you prefer to do alone?
Wheel of Fortune: Would you say you're lucky?
Justice: How do you set your moral compass?
Hanged Man: What is the biggest sacrifice you've ever had to make?
Death: What are your thoughts on change?
Temperance: How do you pace yourself?
Devil: What's your worst vice/weakness?
Tower: Have you ever had a plan or strategy go totally wrong?
Star: Do you consider yourself more of an optimist or a pessimist?
Moon: What kinds of secrets do you keep, and how good are you at keeping them?
Sun: What brings you the most joy?
Judgement: Do you see yourself as a forgiving person?
World: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment?
klausenjoysthehunt: To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry