OKAY SO MY COWORKER’S PHONE GOES OFF AND HER RINGTONE IS “STAYIN’ ALIVE” AND I LOOK AT HER AND SHE JUST WINKS.
THE FUCKER WINKS AT ME.
I AM WORKING WITH A CONSULTING CRIMINAL SEND HELP.
I’M FUCKING SCARED NOW.
I was outside, off the clock and she comes up behind me and whispers “Didja miss me?” in my ear.
H E L P M E